Eli isn't a woman

Even though I trim my eyebrows and use lotion, I'm 100% dude. Today's post may not help my argument though. I was on Trax a few weeks ago and my bike was leaning next to another. Looking at the bike, I realized that it was almost the same color as mine (which is not a common color for a bike). In fact, mine is just a little lighter and more feminine. In this picture, mine is in front:

You probably can't tell, but the other bike says "Blue Sky" on it. Here is the person who was riding that bike:

Yes, my bike is less masculine than a young asian girl's...